Welcome to the website woven for wordaholics, logolepts, and verbivores. Carnivores eat meat; herbivores eat plants and vegetables; verbivores devour words. If you are heels over head (as well as head over heels) in love with words, tarry here a while to graze or, perhaps, feast on the English language. Ours is the only language in which you drive in a parkway and park in a driveway and your nose can run and your feet can smell.

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Puns Spooken Here – $8

What do you call an empty hotdog? A hollow weenie.

Lore and outrageous puns about Halloween. A perfect favor for the holiday.