Welcome to the website woven for wordaholics, logolepts, and verbivores. Carnivores eat meat; herbivores eat plants and vegetables; verbivores devour words. If you are heels over head (as well as head over heels) in love with words, tarry here a while to graze or, perhaps, feast on the English language. Ours is the only language in which you drive in a parkway and park in a driveway and your nose can run and your feet can smell.

Paperback, 111 pages



Have Yourself a Punny

Little Christmas – $8


If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? Missile Toe. Lore and outrageous puns about Christmas. A perfect favor for the holiday.