Welcome to the website woven for wordaholics, logolepts, and verbivores. Carnivores eat meat; herbivores eat plants and vegetables; verbivores devour words. If you are heels over head (as well as head over heels) in love with words, tarry here a while to graze or, perhaps, feast on the English language. Ours is the only language in which you drive in a parkway and park in a driveway and your nose can run and your feet can smell.

Trade paperback, 185 pages




Fractured English – $14


A collection of accidental assaults on the English language. Student bloopers, headline bloopers, church bloopers, and much more. Every fluff and flub, goof and gaffe, and blunder and blooper is authentic.