Welcome to the website woven for wordaholics, logolepts, and verbivores. Carnivores eat meat; herbivores eat plants and vegetables; verbivores devour words. If you are heels over head (as well as head over heels) in love with words, tarry here a while to graze or, perhaps, feast on the English language. Ours is the only language in which you drive in a parkway and park in a driveway and your nose can run and your feet can smell.

Trade paperback, 96 pages






Wild & Wacky Animal Jokes – $8

How do you know when it’s raining cats and dogs? When you step in a poodle. Hilarious jokes about animals, from aardvark to zebra, for children 8-12.