Best-selling author and world-class punster Richard Lederer presents the scariest and silliest spectacle of monsters ever gathered together in a single book. The 1,000 jokes, 80 illustrations, 60 poems, and 20 creepy creatures are guaranteed to make both kids and groan-ups laugh out loud!

Don’t ever play ping pong with King Kong.

Don’t ever take blood tests with Dracula.

Don’t you dare give a wedgie to Frankenstein.

Your ending will be quite spectaculah!