Welcome to the website woven for wordaholics, logolepts, and verbivores. Carnivores eat meat; herbivores eat plants and vegetables; verbivores devour words. If you are heels over head (as well as head over heels) in love with words, tarry here a while to graze or, perhaps, feast on the English language. Ours is the only language in which you drive in a parkway and park in a driveway and your nose can run and your feet can smell.

On the fourth of July, 1862, a young Oxford don dressed in white flannels and straw boater took the day off to go a-rowing and go on a picnic with a Rev. Robinson Duckworth and three small girls. The don was Charles Lutwidge Dodgson, who was then, and for more than 25 years would remain, a mathematical lecturer at Christ Church, and the girls were the daughters of Henry George Liddell, dean of the college.

That afternoon, 10-year-old Alice Liddell, the middle of the three sisters, begged, “Tell us a story, please,” and Dodgson began to spin a dreamtale about another little girl named Alice who followed a white rabbit down a hole and into another world. “Oh, Mr. Dodgson, I wish you would write out Alice’s adventures for me,” Alice Liddell said before the boating party disbanded. Dodgson granted her wish and in November 1865 – 150 years ago – published Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland under the pseudonym Lewis Carroll. Public response was so enthusiastic that the author was inspired to follow one masterpiece with another: Through the Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There appeared in 1871. Both works scarcely exceed a hundred pages.

The stories of Alice’s tumble down a rabbit hole and her adventures on the other side of the mirror are among the classics most widely read and adored by both children and adults alike. Carroll has become one of our most quoted authors, and the archetypal characters in his work have become imprinted on world folklore. Alexander Woollcott wrote, “Not Tiny Tim, nor Falstaff, nor Rip Van Winkle, nor any other character wrought in the English tongue seems now a more permanent part of that tongue’s heritage than do the high-handed Humpty Dumpty, the wistful Mad Hatter, the somewhat arbitrary Queen of Hearts, the evasive Cheshire Cat and the gently pathetic White Knight.” Why, we may ask, does the work of this girl-doting bachelor exert such a powerful hold on our collective imagination?

Although analyzing Carroll’s fantasies is like trying to dissect a soap bubble, surely one source of their enduring appeal to children of all ages is their special sense of wonder about language. Just as Lewis Carroll, an adept amateur magician, made his life a brilliant entertainment through his parlor magic, so, in his writing, he created a magic show of words: words pulled out of hats, words sawed in half, words dancing in air, words that disappear or show up in strange places and forms.

Carroll showed a particular aptitude for making up blends by merging two words and deleting parts of one or both. He called these inventions portmanteau words because he loved to scrunch two words into one as clothes are crammed into a portmanteau, or traveling bag. The most famous example of his facile gift for blending is his “Jabberwocky” poem, which begins:

‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;

All mimsy were the borogoves,

And the mome raths outgrabe.

When Alice asks Humpty Dumpty to explain the word slithy, he answers: “Well slithy means ‘lithe and slimy.’ You see, it’s like a portmanteau – there are two meanings packed into one word.” Dumpty later interprets mimsy: “Well, then, mimsy is ‘flimsy and miserable’ (there’s another portmanteau for you).” Two words that appear later in “Jabberwocky” have become enshrined in our dictionaries – chortle (“chuckle” + “snort”) and galumph (“gallop” + “triumph”):

One, two! One, two! And through and through

The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!

He left it dead, and with its head

He went galumphing back.

“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?

Come to my arms, my beamish boy!

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”

He chortled in his joy.

When we today eat Frogurt, quaff Cranapple juice and Fruitopia, have brunch (“breakfast” + “lunch”), take a staycation (“stay” + “vacation”) rather than stay at a motel (“motor” + “hotel”), ride our moped (“motor” + “pedal”), lament the smog (“smoke” + “fog”), learn from webinars (“web” +”seminars”), play the game of Fictionary (“fiction” + “dictionary”), read “Freakonomics” (“freak” + “economics”), sext (“sex” + “text”) a frenemy (“friend” + “enemy”) and save money with Groupons (“group” + “coupons”), we are sharing Lewis Carroll’s ginormous (“giant” + “enormous”) delight in portmanteau words.

As long as we human beings live and move and have our being, we shall shape, stretch and re-create language. And we shall draw delight and wisdom from the slim fantasies written by the shy Oxford don whose adopted name has become a synonym for a very special kind of magic.