DEAR RICHARD: Have you ever seen this tombstone?: Here lies (not “lays”) Billie Woody Robins Reed English Teacher –Bill Plachy, San Marcos Your tombstone is a new one to me, and I am delighted to add it to my cemetery of occupational epitaphs that demonstrate how some folks take their jobs with them to the very end. I hope that readers will dig the humor and won’t find the plots too deep and the comedy too grave: Epitaph on a dentist: Stranger: Approach this spot with gravity. John Brown is filling his last cavity. Epitaph on a lawyer: Goembel, John E. “The defense rests.” Epitaph on an auctioneer: Born 1828 Going! Going!! Gone!!! 1876 My favorite in this category is