Let’s unlock a plunderful treasure trove of pirate humor

Arrrrr, me swabbies! Avast, me hearties! Ahoy, me seadogs! Blimey, me scallywags! Schooner or later, it’s Davy Jones’ locker in the briny deep for ye landlubbers. Buckle your swashes. All hands on deck. Batten down the hatches, lower the boom, and hoist the mainsail. Shiver me timbers and blow me down. Take out yer triangular […]