Welcome to the website woven for wordaholics, logolepts, and verbivores. Carnivores eat meat; herbivores eat plants and vegetables; verbivores devour words. If you are heels over head (as well as head over heels) in love with words, tarry here a while to graze or, perhaps, feast on the English language. Ours is the only language in which you drive in a parkway and park in a driveway and your nose can run and your feet can smell.

 

Do you know someone who drinks like a fish and sweats like a pig? Actually, fish don’t drink very much, although they appear to, and pigs don’t have sweat glands. Nonetheless, we continue to say and write, drinks like a fish and sweats like a pig because they are embedded clichés in our language.

The earliest clichés were printing plates, or stereotypes, made first from wood, then clay, and, finally, cast from metal. The figurative sense of clichés and stereotypes arose later because these plates were often reused and were impervious to change.

One of the ironies of language is that striking figures of speech and vivid comparisons soon become clichés precisely because they initially express an idea so well. These phrases catch on, are picked up by a host of people, and quickly become trite or dead as a doornail (itself a cliché) as their originality and cleverness vanish into thin air (another cliché).

Like is a preposition you can’t refuse in our language. Complete each likely expression, and you’ll be in like Flynn (who was a real 1940s New York politician, not the handsome movie actor Earl Flynn), not out like a light. Answers repose after each cluster of questions.

Solve the first 15 posers with animal kingdom answers. I hope you’ll take to this quiz like a duck to water.

1. bleeding like 9. a memory like
2. breed like 10. rolls off him like
3. clever like 11. runs around like
4. dropping like 12. runs like
5. eats like 13. soars like
6. fighting like 14. watch like
7. He looks awful; he looks like 15. works like
8. March comes in like and goes out like

Answers

  1. a stuck pig 2. bunnies / rabbits 3. a fox 4. flies 5. a bird / horse / pig 6. cats and dogs 7. something the cat dragged in 8. a lion / a lamb 9. an elephant(‘s) 10. water off a duck’s back a chicken with its head . cut off 12. a deer 13. an eagle 14. a hawk 15. a dog

 

Here’s more of my likely story. May this part of the game fit you like a glove and make you come out smelling like a rose. If you work like a Trojan, this quiz will work like a charm. Otherwise, it will go over like a lead balloon.

1. avoid it like 21. a mind like
2. blew up like 22. The news spread like
3. came on like 23. runs like
4. cried like 24. sank like
5. dropped it like 25. selling like
6. finding the lost earring is like 26. shaking like
7. fix it like 27. She looks great; she looks like
8. Getting an answer out of him is like 28. He looks awful; he looks like
9. grew like 29. slept like
10. I need it like 30. smokes like
11. hit him like 31. spends money like
12. howl like 32. sticks out like
13. keeps coming back like 33. stole away like
14. I know this place like 34. swears like
15. lie like 35. They passed like
16. lit up like 36. They’re so alike they’re like
17. live like 37. took it like
18. make out like 38. wails like
19. melts like 39. went off like
20. a memory like 40. went on and on like

Answers

  1. the plague 2. a balloon 3. gangbusters 4. a baby 5. a hot potato 6. looking for a needle in a haystack 7. new 8. pulling teeth / getting blood from a stone 9. Topsy / a weed 10. a hole in the head  11. ton of bricks 12. a banshee 13. a bad penny 14. the back of my hand 15. a rug 16. a Christmas tree 17. a king 18. a bandit 19. butter in my mouth 20. a sieve 21. a steel trap 22. wildfire 23. the wind 24. a stone 25. hotcakes 26. a leaf 27. a million dollars 28. death warmed over 29. a baby / a log / a top 30. a chimney 31. water / it’s going out of style 32. a sore thumb 33. a thief in the night 34. a trouper (not trooper) / sailor 35. ships in the night 36. two peas in a pod 37. a man 38. a banshee 39. clockwork 40. a broken record