A Treasury of Christmas Humor is chock-full of puns, jokes, riddles, games, poems, stories, history, lore, and more than 50 cartoons!
Richard’s signature mix of learning dressed up to have fun makes this the perfect book for everyone who enjoys Christmas!
What do cats say to each other at Christmas?
“Have a Furry Meowy Christmas!”
What do dogs say to each other at Christmas?
“Yappy Howl-a-Days!”
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
“Season’s Bleetings and Fleece Navidad! Fleece on earth, good wool to sheep!”
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
From best-selling language writer and International Punster of the Year Richard Lederer comes this hilarious book about our most joyous holiday, illuminated by candles and graced by decorations, Christmas trees, poinsettias, traditional songs and carols, family feasts, the exchange of presents and greeting cards, and the donning of ugly sweaters.
Inside A Treasury of Christmas Humor you’ll find your favorite Christmas characters, including Santa Claus, Frosty the Snowman, elves, and all the reindeer, including red-nosed Rudolph.
Jim McLean’s sprightly drawings add to the rollicking fun of A Treasury of Christmas Humor.
This is the perfect book for family, friends, and yourself — everyone who loves Christmas fun!
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