Best-selling author and world-class punster Richard Lederer presents the scariest and silliest spectacle of monsters ever gathered together in a single book. The 1,000 jokes, 80 illustrations, 60 poems, and 20 creepy creatures are guaranteed to make both kids and groan-ups laugh out loud!
How do you make a skeleton laugh? You tickle its funny bone. What’s black and white and dead all over? A zombie wearing a tuxedo. What has six legs and flies? A witch riding with her cat on a broomstick.
Featuring over 1,000 drop-dead funny jokes, riddles, and poems about scar, slimy, slithery slobbery sooky creatures, Monsters Unchained! is the funniest monster book you will ever read. Best-selling author Richard Lederer has written for both kids and groan ups.
Don’t ever play ping pong with King Kong.
Don’t ever take blood tests with Dracula.
Don’t you dare give a wedgie to Frankenstein.
Your ending will be quite spectaculah!
$13.00
| Weight | .5 lbs |
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| Dimensions | 4 × .5 × 7 in |
We ship only within the USA
Shipped from San Diego
Average delivery 3-5 days
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