How America’s fastest-growing sport got its name
Recent articles in the U-T and Sports Illustrated detail how pickleball has become the rage in San Diego and across our fair land. A quarter-size version of tennis, greatly influenced by badminton, ping-pong, and Wiffle ball, pickleball is wildly popular at my club in Scripps Ranch. During set times for open play here, 32 […]
You’ll get a rise out of this inflationary humor
My hairline is in recession, my waistline shows signs of inflation, and these conditions are plunging me into a deep depression. The other day, I called to get the Blue Book Value of my car. They asked if the gas tank was full or empty. Gas prices are so high that even COVID has stopped […]
Inside the Entrance to this Column Will Entrance You
DEAR RICHARD: “Lead lives that integrate love and power, too.” I saw this headline in a recent U-T and wondered about the first two words. They have multiple pronunciations and meanings. I would love it if you would expound on that in your column. –Bill Griffiths, Rancho San Diego Note the unusual pattern of […]
A Monumental Time to Honor Lincoln’s Literary Genius
On May 30, 1922, a century ago, a great crowd, including Abraham Lincoln’s only surviving son, 78-year-old Robert Todd Lincoln, gathered for the dedication of the Lincoln Memorial. To celebrate this momentous centennial, let us reflect upon the making of the literary Lincoln. On February 12, 1809, a boy was born in a log cabin […]
A Decade of Writing About the Humanness of Language
For 10 years now, I’ve had the luminous privilege of sharing “Lederer on Language” with you, my verbivorous readers. I am unstintingly grateful to the Union-Tribune for expanding my life-long mission of teachership. The decade has whizzed by because, as one frog said to the other, “Time’s fun when you’re having flies!” This tenth […]
Our Renowned Safari Park is ‘Big as All Outdoors’
Fifty years ago, on May 10, 1972, our world-famous Safari Park opened its gates to the public. A half century later, 2 million people annually visit the park, which exhibits more than 3,500 animals representing more than 400 species. To celebrate this milestone, I offer some examples of bestial adjective-as-a-noun expressions and a game. […]
Second-hand Suffixes Sprinkle Our Language with Fun
DEAR RICHARD: Have you ever explored the phenomenon I call “parasitic suffixes”? I can bring just two to mind: -athon and -aholic, taken, of course, from marathon and alcoholic. From the first we get telethon, shopathon, singathon, begathon, and so on. From the second suffix we derive word, such as chocoholic, shopaholic, and workaholic. Do […]
So Many Expressions Turn Out to be Trite as a Cliché
When we describe someone as smart as a whip, we are likely to make them feel pleased as punch. But what is so smart about a whip, and why should punch be pleased? Delving into the history of smart, we find that the word first meant “experiencing sharp pain.” Gradually the adjective took on […]
A Buffet of Tidbits to Tickle a Language Lover’s Palate
Having written more than 60 books and thousands of articles and columns, I, your fly-by-the-roof-of-the mouth, user-friendly language columnist, confess to be afflicted with graphomania. Derived from the Greek roots grapho, “writing,” and mania, “obsession,” graphomania is “an obsessive inclination to write.” I am a graphomaniac. I also harbor an obsessive inclination to collect […]
Tackling More Grammar Questions from the Readers
The other day, I got pulled over by the Grammar Police. They ticketed me for Reckless Punctuation, Faulty Subject-Verb Agreement, Splitting My Infinitives, Terminal Prepositions, Verb Tense Disorder, Misplacement of Modifiers, and Dangling My Participles in Public. On the side of the police car was emblazoned: Grammar Police To Serve and Correct I’m […]